What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Is there any evidence to support the claims that mouth taping can help with breathing?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is red light therapy scientifically proven?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

16ft great white shark found with perfectly circular hole in head – and we know exactly what caused it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is a good source for finding job candidates?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.